1. You will attract ugly people. Ugly attractions lead to ugly relationships. Ugly relationships lead to ugly marriages. And, ugly marriages lead to ugly children. Ugly children can’t continue your legacy. We all know Americans honor a good legacy…
2. No job. Ugliness is bad for potential partnerships. A pretty face goes a long way. They can’t be stagnant with your ugly self, won’t prosper. Your resume/portfolio may be tip top. But once the employer matches the face you’ll present a risk. They can’t move forward in the hiring process…
3. You may need to take the citizenship naturalization test. Not, because the government thinks you’re from another country… but, because you’re sitting up in your profile picture looking like a transformer. I’m sure that’s a threat to humanity. Can’t have that…
4. On applications and standardize test you can’t check “male” or “female” without questioning. HR would have to develop an unknown section for you. That’s unnecessary paperwork. Americans hate unnecessary paperwork.
So do us all a favor. Honor your legacies, build the economy, and save the trees… by uploading a different angle with your selfies.