If Hollywood made “Halloween in the Ghetto” Nene Leakes would be cast as Michael Myers

 

I  want you guys to take a moment, and observe this picture. I want you to go into deep thought… compare and contrast. There’s no way on earth, you can’t tell me that this isn’t an exact replica. Dammit! Nene Leakes is Michael Myers. They were created in each others image. You know how I know… because both of their heads are JACKED UP. Nene hair look like Willy Wonka discovered her with the Oompa-Loompas from Loompaland in 1971. I mean what was she thinking? Head look like a freshly woven beehive.  Like a basket  full of rising yeast. Get it together Nene. Now Mike ass, not to far behind. Believe it or not, he’s one of my favorite movie characters. It cracks me up how he always manages to steal a car… when the hell did he get a license? Anyway I be pissed off, because Mike’s hair is hideous. How in the hell are you a FAMOUS monster, and your hair has split ends? They couldn’t oil his scalp before his first killing? Y’all know Mike’s hair is bad. He be walking in the midst of a windy autumn night, and not a strand of hair be moving. Mike got that pure village people hair. All I’m saying is get him some coconut oil, a perm, or a sew-in.